
Clarinet

B.A.: The joke is that the dogs actually did eat the clarinet?
(And she just stood there and recorded it for YouTube like a little sociopath?)
Apoplectic

? is right

Won’t you take me to… Funkytown

Gun Show

If I’m reading this correctly…

… Mr. Blazek might be a bit confused about what cubicles are for.
Unexpectedly amusing Mutt and Jeff

Fall

Yes, either or. So?
Fake, fortunately

I’m sure somebody must have compiled a list of both actual and fake pumpkin spice items, challenging people to guess which is which.