
Presumably he means the paper towel dispenser doesn’t work and neither does the blower; but what exactly is he expecting the paper towel dispenser to do?

Presumably he means the paper towel dispenser doesn’t work and neither does the blower; but what exactly is he expecting the paper towel dispenser to do?

Honestly, I’m not sure whether Mr. Melcher first posted this after Labor Day — if that’s relevant to the joke.


Not a CIDU as much as a question: $9 for a dozen worms? Is that accurate? Before I saw the caption, I thought the high price of the worms was going to be the joke: maybe they attract fish by dressing in drag and doing the hula?



Okay, but… wasn’t this really Janis’s decision? There doesn’t seem to be any age-related reason for her to be wearing undergarments she doesn’t like.
If anybody should have a complaint here, it should be Arlo.
This reminds me of “If I get a bologna sandwich in my lunchbox one more time, I’m going to jump.”

Actually, nothing about this scenario makes any sense to me.

