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The Berg and the Turd

Okay, while there’s much to criticize Mark Zuckerberg for, the point of all this eludes me: Facebook isn’t putting Turd under surveillance — he’s posting these photos in a public forum himself.
And really, the first thing they teach in Cheating 101 is “Don’t post photos of yourself with your bit on the side.”
Knock Knock

Is there a punchline here other than “He might as well not be going to school at all since the system has so completely failed him”?

So… Spy Vs. Spy with rabbits…

Odd personal synchronicity, sort of: today’s the 70th birthday of the cousin who introduced me to Mad magazine.
Mistake

Okay, my best guess is…

Bananas give off ethylene, which makes other fruit ripen more quickly, which is kind of analogous to zombies turning other people into zombies.
Except that only ripening bananas give off ethylene, but that’s all I got…
Unless that’s Ex-Lax, I’m stumped

Croppelganger

Spin
