
Category / CIDU
Procedure

The consensus so far is some sort of Frankensteinian reanimation. Any opposing thoughts?
Ski

What was the question?

Worst business model ever

Why would a movie theatre possibly do this? Especially since it’s popcorn and soda sales that keep the treatre open.
And if this is some “unlimited free refills” deal, which doesn’t seem to be the case here, the theatre can’t unilaterally change the terms.
5 Second Rule

This is old so doesn’t count toward Death’s score.
Of course this is a reference to the belief that if you drop food on the floor and pick it up within five seconds it’s okay to eat. So… if a person’s been dead for less that five seconds, his spirit can go back inside??
She’s leaving home, bye bye

Forklift

Shitashi

Trouble. With a capital T and that rhymes with C and that stands for cat
