
Was He Coffin?



I thought this was a variation of the old joke / soap opera premise in which the mother is shown to have been unfaithful, since 2 + 5 <> 6. But they are laughing in the last panel.
Not really a CIDU, just a vocabulary test.


Boise Ed sends this in: “Uninhabitable grasslands. Disturbed two-wheeled rover. Hmmm. This feels like it should be so obvious, and yet …”
From Mitch4, who notes, “Is this speech directed to the deceased or to the veiled woman at graveside? It reads like it would have to be partly each.”
If we can’t even tell that much, it’s definitely a CIDU, I think!

BillR writes, “Don’t know what “shinny” is”:

Having grown up in southern Ontario, I knew it was a game sorta like hockey, so this is just a cheap pun. Wikipedia adds more detail, of course: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinny
…which is interesting, because I played a lot of street hockey and never once heard it called “shinny”. Nor was raising the ball (never a puck!) forbidden, nor were teams chosen by throwing sticks into a pile. May be a regional thing. Body checking was indeed not part of the game, though of course it happened occasionally.
We’d get out there of a winter’s Saturday morning–the churchyard behind my parents’ house was ideal, except for all those cars on Sundays–and play until it got dark around 4, skipping lunch. Nothing quite like taking a frozen tennis ball to the ear after you’ve been outside in subzero temperatures for several hours: first you feel nothing, then it starts to itch, then burn.
Good times!
Dirk Daring sent this:

I have no idea what this is about. Who or what is a Wilson? Is this Wilson sporting goods?
I am mystified.
I get who Wilson is, but not why this is funny/interesting?!

What’s that black object (circled)? A gift from the cats? To the cats?

Jack Applin sends this in: “I didn’t understand this one until I read it out loud to my wife (who was driving) and described what was happening.”

