We’re currently having some very expensive work done on our kitchen and basement. Got an e-mail this afternoon from a contractor telling me that while working on our basement, they noticed that our gas furnace needs immediate replacement.
Fortunately, I noticed a 206 (Seattle) area code.
I was sorely tempted to respond “Sure, go ahead, and only top-of-the-line will do.”
I was given my nephew’s new street address today, and I realized he’s too young to remember when that would have been accompanied by “and his new telephone number is…”
Bananas give off ethylene, which makes other fruit ripen more quickly, which is kind of analogous to zombies turning other people into zombies.
Except that only ripening bananas give off ethylene, but that’s all I got…
I had this queued for the LOL page until I saw the Reality Check comic below and decided to use it here instead.
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