
This one submitted by Andréa

This one submitted by Andréa

Okay, basically he’s saying he might as well not have bothered wearing a shirt and shoes because the rule here isn’t “No shirt, no shoes, no service,” but rather “No serif, no service.”
But… is “serif” supposed to sound like “shirt”? I seem not to be getting what makes this an actual joke.





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Submitted by Andréa

Submitted by Andréa
Bonus points for the three of them appearing consecutively in my feed this morning.



And I’m awarding the Speed Bump (English Teacher in Hell) the LOL tag, while tagging the Pardon My Planet (Toilet Lid) as a CIDU.

Jesus was in the next row, so that one stick of gum would be enough for the whole class.

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If you eat irradiated ground beef, do you turn into The Amazing Cow-Man?

Jeremy’s a busboy at a Medieval Times sort of theme restaurant — but why did one of the waiters apparently escape from an Hieronymus Bosch painting?
(And yes, busboys don’t actually get tips)
