As I’m sure Horace the Horse does, I like to go into McDonald’s and order nothing but a plain order of fries, just so I can her the clerk say “Do you want fries with that?”
I’m not sure if “gluten-free vodka” is legitimate. Vodka can be made from wheat, and wheat has gluten, but supposedly vodka is distilled to the point where it’s pure alcohol, or “pure grain neutral spirits” as it says on the label. Can gluten get through that?
Wheat beer, on the other hand, may contain gluten, I’m told.
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As I’m sure Horace the Horse does, I like to go into McDonald’s and order nothing but a plain order of fries, just so I can her the clerk say “Do you want fries with that?”
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The horse one reminds me of “gluten-free” products that would never have gluten anyhow.
As for the last one, if my wife were to leave me, I don’t think I would want any “new renter” she provided.
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Boise Ed: or the products that claim to “[verb] up to 100% of [noun]!” — so legally they can do 0% and it’s not a false claim, right?
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I’m not sure if “gluten-free vodka” is legitimate. Vodka can be made from wheat, and wheat has gluten, but supposedly vodka is distilled to the point where it’s pure alcohol, or “pure grain neutral spirits” as it says on the label. Can gluten get through that?
Wheat beer, on the other hand, may contain gluten, I’m told.
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As an older IT worker, “gluten-free vodka” reminds me of “Y2K-Safe Colanders” and other such atrocities of marketing.
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As a software engineer, I had to work with a lot of spaghetti code, and so I could have used a Y2K-Safe Colander.
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MiB: As a technical writer, so did I.
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