The “Hey Lard” one is a total mystery to me. The Whamond right after it is is good laugh, though.
Classic wrist watches use Roman numerals. Lard, (I guess that is his/its name) is declaring they will have to pry the Roman numerals from his cold dead wrist.
I think guero has it. It helps if you know that “not on my watch” is idiomatic for “not if I have anything to say about it”–that doesn’t relate precisely but is what makes the “not on my watch”, um, something (not quite funny, not quite ironic…something).
It’s like the spurious quote I read in Mad Magazine:
“Sex before marriage? Not in my book!” — Noah Webster
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The “Hey Lard” one is a total mystery to me. The Whamond right after it is is good laugh, though.
Classic wrist watches use Roman numerals. Lard, (I guess that is his/its name) is declaring they will have to pry the Roman numerals from his cold dead wrist.
I think guero has it. It helps if you know that “not on my watch” is idiomatic for “not if I have anything to say about it”–that doesn’t relate precisely but is what makes the “not on my watch”, um, something (not quite funny, not quite ironic…something).
It’s like the spurious quote I read in Mad Magazine:
“Sex before marriage? Not in my book!” — Noah Webster