This is a police officer who is honest and upright and not at all tempted to accept a bribe. Because he’s not corrupt.
Well… a bribe of MONEY, anyway. But … chocolate is more tempting than money is. The officer cannot be bribed with money. But that cookie crunch covered with caramel and chocolate? …. maybe
I laughed out loud sitting about 10 feet from a meeting at the office. I think it’s wonderful. I’m feeling a little sad for Bill’s not being familiar with (or just not happening to recognize) this exchange ’cause boy it makes me happy every time.
(Nowadays, it seems to me that the “Wait. what?” variety is the most frequent. [If an actor’s delivery isn’t right on, I’ll replay it in my head with perfect and believable timing,])
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This is a police officer who is honest and upright and not at all tempted to accept a bribe. Because he’s not corrupt.
Well… a bribe of MONEY, anyway. But … chocolate is more tempting than money is. The officer cannot be bribed with money. But that cookie crunch covered with caramel and chocolate? …. maybe
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I laughed out loud sitting about 10 feet from a meeting at the office. I think it’s wonderful. I’m feeling a little sad for Bill’s not being familiar with (or just not happening to recognize) this exchange ’cause boy it makes me happy every time.
(Nowadays, it seems to me that the “Wait. what?” variety is the most frequent. [If an actor’s delivery isn’t right on, I’ll replay it in my head with perfect and believable timing,])
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Bon Appetit’s Youtube channel has a series of “Pastry Chef makes gourmet X”. Here’s Twix.
Poor Clare. Its their version of “break the cutie”. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreakTheCutie
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Tennessee has a new law under which he could potentially get another ticket for eating candy while driving.
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But are the right or left Twix?
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Sorry that was But are they right or left Twix.
Robert came down to collect his stuff to wash his hair and threw me off.
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