Remember last week when an update was really late because I was in Manhattan at midnight and my computer of course was in New Jersey?
Month / April 2019
Girlfriends

Okay, wait… this was supposed to be tomorrow’s CIDU, but I think I got it now: restoring the car will cost thousands of dollars plus several girlfriends will leave him in frustration when he neglects them in favor of his car?
Friday Afternoon LOL Oy Ewww

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Friday Afternoon LOL — but…

What do y’all think, caption or no caption?

But what makes it a CARBON footprint (and hence the joke)?

So… in the past they’ve only gone after whiffle balls and were successful?

I think it’s the caption that makes this problematic.
Okay, so he likes Jell-o…

Mrs. Peel, a ruling is needed

Two Three people sent me this for the Geezer File, but… do the original Avengers really qualify? Certainly not in England, where the superhero movie was released as Avengers Assemble to avoid any confusion between Mister Steed’s team and Mister Fury’s team.
And as a side question: if the British spies are in geezer story, would the hipster on the right remember them?
I’m not sure a correlation between stock price and payroll actually exists

Of course Stuart might just be using this as an excuse for payroll cuts that were going to happen anyway, but Marla doesn’t seem to be interpreting it that way and why would Stuart resort to weird excuses anyway?
I see this as part of the Questionable Economics trend begun a few days go by Tiffany in LuAnn.
Because “parrot” sounds kind of similar to “parent”? And they’re parrots?
