“Carbon footprint” defined as something that will eventually kill everything on the planet, of which he’s already killed (counts) three animals and several flowers/plants.
Thinking “moose” or buck, not cow. If it were a squished cow, it might explain why Babe was blue. Don’t feel bad, Chak – I thought it was a cow at first too.
I walked around the college campus recently; surprised when many young people expressed their desire to date me. Regretfully, carbon was involved there as well.
@ Chak (or Catlover) – I’ve read that comment multiple times, and even knowing that there is a groaner in there, I still don’t see it. Please enlighten me.
@ Mitch4 – Thanks. I knew it was going to be an obvious groaner, but now I’m glad that I wasn’t eating anything when I read the solution.
P.S. I tried to come up with a gag about a “carboniferous footprint” (involving a gigantic flattened dragonfly), but could not think of a culprit that was neither nerdly nor anachronistic.
Comics I Don't Understand 
Nothing, with the possible exception of whatever the cartoonist was smoking when he drew this panel.
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“Carbon footprint” defined as something that will eventually kill everything on the planet, of which he’s already killed (counts) three animals and several flowers/plants.
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Maybe the cartoonist was hard up for an Earth Day joke.
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“carbon footprint” is a current expression. A footprint is an actual thing. Paul Bunyon is big.
That’s all there is to it. Some assembly required.
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Maybe when he squished the cow she farted.
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Cow? I don’t see no steenkin’ cow.
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Is that Moose and Squirrel?
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Brian, I like your thinking, but whatever that thing is, it’s not a *flying* squirrel.
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As I once heard on TV, if you want to reduce your carbon footprint, wear smaller carbon shoes.
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Oops, sorry. I didn’t recognize Bullwinkle.
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He stepped on carbon-based life forms?
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The animal on the left looks more like a chipmunk to me, but even if it were a squirrel, it’s not the squirrel that really needs to be flattened.
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All organic matter has carbon. So the squished animals are made up of carbon.
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Thinking “moose” or buck, not cow. If it were a squished cow, it might explain why Babe was blue. Don’t feel bad, Chak – I thought it was a cow at first too.
I walked around the college campus recently; surprised when many young people expressed their desire to date me. Regretfully, carbon was involved there as well.
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Brian, I like your thinking, but whatever that thing is, it’s not a *flying* squirrel.
Well not anymore.
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Catlover,
That was both a groaner and a thigh-slapper.
How many cats do you have, anyway?
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@ Chak (or Catlover) – I’ve read that comment multiple times, and even knowing that there is a groaner in there, I still don’t see it. Please enlighten me.
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Kilby — “I’d like to date you!” == go out and have a good time. “I’d like to carbon-date you!” == Scientifically figure out how ancient you must be.
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@ Mitch4 – Thanks. I knew it was going to be an obvious groaner, but now I’m glad that I wasn’t eating anything when I read the solution.
P.S. I tried to come up with a gag about a “carboniferous footprint” (involving a gigantic flattened dragonfly), but could not think of a culprit that was neither nerdly nor anachronistic.
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