Correction: A 180 pound male at rest will burn about 82 calories per hour. Not much return on the effort.
@ Leon: A smart man will ensure his partner is satisfied. It’s easier to get invited back by a happy lady than to convince a brand-new one to get it on.
terrencefeenstra – watching TV while having snack before bed, ditto while wife washes dishes from snack, then the countdown to make sure the house is locked up – stove off – etc, then the toothbrushing, pill taking, finding tee shirt to sleep in before going to bed, then the setting of the alarm for the morning, followed by the husband falling asleep while the wife watches TV for another hour. It is the playing before going to sleep. :-)
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This is not on the Arlo page but on the main page.
A 180 pound male will burn about 82 calories per hour. Not much return on the effort.
You can’t blame him, though. Of course Janis is going to have him in high gear.
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Was this actually in a newspaper somewhere??
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If Jimmy Johnson is to be believed — and why shouldn’t he be? — January 25, 2013
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And here I thought the joke was that they must have extrapolated to get to an hour of foreplay.
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You got it, Bob. They must have extrapolated because no man would ever spend an hour on foreplay.
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“A 180 pound male will burn about 82 calories per hour. Not much return on the effort.”
You’re doing it wrong.
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Where’s Arlo’s right hand?
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Correction: A 180 pound male at rest will burn about 82 calories per hour. Not much return on the effort.
@ Leon: A smart man will ensure his partner is satisfied. It’s easier to get invited back by a happy lady than to convince a brand-new one to get it on.
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Related to: “But officer, I can’t have been going 75 miles per hour! I have only been driving for 20 minutes!”
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What is this “foreplay” you speak of?
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terrencefeenstra – watching TV while having snack before bed, ditto while wife washes dishes from snack, then the countdown to make sure the house is locked up – stove off – etc, then the toothbrushing, pill taking, finding tee shirt to sleep in before going to bed, then the setting of the alarm for the morning, followed by the husband falling asleep while the wife watches TV for another hour. It is the playing before going to sleep. :-)
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