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  1. Unknown's avatar

    Perhaps “thank god” because she realises she wasn’t pregnant after all, with all the inconvenience that would have implied for the rest of her life. And possibly, “thank god” because losing her guts will make her look somewhat trimmer and less like she is pregnant. Maybe both.

  2. Unknown's avatar

    Um. It’s a “Turns out you weren’t pregnant after all” “Oh, Thank God” scenario. But pushed to the most extreme last possible moment.

  3. Unknown's avatar

    @FBS, Please don’t do that, or at least give a warning. “Put down your drink!” Now I need to clean my screen. Again.

  4. Unknown's avatar

    Possibly you could argue it was intended as the old “I wouldn’t want to condemn a child to being born into the world we have today” trope, but that’s a huge stretch and I don’t really believe it. “Go for the gross-out,” *that* I can, sadly, believe. Yecch.

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    She’s happy to discover that she actually felt what was happening, as opposed to a regular labour when it just *feels* like you’re doing that?

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    On the news (not sure if local or not) a woman was in labor with her 5th child and her husband was driving her to the hospital with the other 4 (young) children in the car. The baby decided that it was not going to wait and she gave birth on her own in the car – in front of the children. The husband was driving and filming the birth (the latter at her request). The children seemed shocked and upset. Jimmy Kimmel has given them a new minivan – which the joke is they need due to the icky mess in the old one. They now have to explain what happened to the children.

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