
Month / April 2018
Because traffic cops can only ticket one person at a time and speeders are bigger fish (and Lucretia takes perverse pleasure in seeing her husband getting a ticket)??

Do people really get tickets for inadvertently encouraging somebody to do something that’s technically against traffic rules? Including something as benign as crossing a solid line? And a traffic cop no less, to whom it’s not a traffic infraction anyway?
This Arc Has Me Stumped

As in “This gardening is going to kill me”??

Brazarro

Banana

Noon

Because kids throw their Lego pieces into ceiling fans??

Lighthouses

Puzzle-Solve Alarm

When my son told me about his puzzle-alarm clock last month, I thought this was a new thing. I suppose if they’re already satirizing it in LuAnn, that simply means I was the last person on the planet not to know they existed.