Mitch (who submitted this as both an Ewww and an Arlo): When I saw this, it made me think of the web ads I’ve been seeing in the last week for a brand of men’s underwear called Separatec, which has a gimmick that there are separated pouch areas, and instructions for tucking your stick in one and your rocks in the other one:

Andréa submitted this, but I might have run it before:

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