Tag / Jimmy Johnson
Rattle Rattle
Okay, first of all, how old were you when you learned not to try to open a locked bathroom door when somebody’s inside? Three? Seriously, dude, it’s a locked bathroom door.
And second, maybe equally creepy, that expression on his face at the thought of seeing Janis shaving her legs. Even if we’re talking about Brazilian. Still. She’s shaving her legs. Is this some sort of fetish? Has she been deliberately denying him the opportunity to see her shaving her legs for the last 30-odd years so he’d build it up in his mind as the ultimate erotic experience?
A bottle of white, a bottle of red, perhaps a bottle of rosé instead…
Am I mis-remembering, or have there been several recent references to Janis’s wine consumption?
Photo
Janis seems to be suggesting a selfie, in which case Arlo is right: that would look dumb.
Also they’re grown-ups.
They seem to be taking a serious photo, maybe for a Christmas card (sans the Duncan family’s sweaters) as opposed to making duck faces for something they’re going to post on Facebook.
Of course this comic seems to be decades old, so maybe I’m just missing something.
Unless Rocky and Bullwinkle have replaced Santa at the end of the Macy’s Parade, I’m stumped
Um… Arlo got away with one here
Janis asked about a hypothetical future in which she’s old and fat. “You’re as sexy as ever,” in the present tense, suggests she’s already there.
Because she’s 50 years too old to be doing something this peurile??
And how old are Arlo and Janis supposed to be anyway, that she’d want to look fifty years younger?
No Good Deed
Meaning as long as she wears nothing but big sweaters, she can eat like a pig and nobody (other than her husband) will see the consequences?
Here comes the sun (doo doo doo doo)
This was Tuesday’s strip, so the return to Standard Time is likely a factor.
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