
Tag / Bill Bickel
PIDU

So… the woman who works the Bladder Emergency Hotline is putting a caller on hold because she has to go to the bathroom??
Lamp

So…

Supermarket bags (when supermarkets actually have them) are significantly smaller now? That’s a thing?
This has not been my experience.
Sick Days

Nashville

B.A.: Does this question make sense even in Cynthia Logic?
I’d have asked what’s the Nashville of Greece.
Or what’s the Athens of the North in the United States.
(Okay, disclaimer: I have.)
CIDU Bill: I think Nashville adopted the nickname after getting its own Parthenon

A Clear Synchronicity


Okay, maybe not so clear: I don’t get the F-Minus.
Because they were Driving While Bears??

If so, that’s not much of a reason in a universe brimming with anthropomorphism.
Is “barely” relevant?
Pardon My Errs

There’s a New Serif in Town

Okay, basically he’s saying he might as well not have bothered wearing a shirt and shoes because the rule here isn’t “No shirt, no shoes, no service,” but rather “No serif, no service.”
But… is “serif” supposed to sound like “shirt”? I seem not to be getting what makes this an actual joke.
