
Tag / Bill Bickel
Baloney

Patio

Is the contractor saying there’s as much chance of him starting the work tomorrow as there is that elves will do the job overnight instead?
I don’t have any perspective here because when contractors attempt humor, I always try to just ignore them.
Zombies

Because “flu” is the plu-future imperfect form of “fly,” or something?

Pardon My Achievements

And now it’s time for everybody’s favorite quiz show, Name… Those… Ears!

Panel I Don’t Understand, really: that sixth set of ears?
5 Years
A CIDU banished to the Arlo Page.
Drop Me a Hint

Doonesbaby

Okay, I’ve been reading this for 51 years, but for the first time I’m totally lost: who’s the redheaded mom? Alex? Did I miss two other children somehow?
Honestly, it’s difficult to remain invested in a strip with 947 major characters that only updates once a week.