Pardon My Newspaper
Okay, this is already borderline Geezer material: the likelihood that this kid will ever buy a newspaper as an adult is fairly remote.
My kids are already about twenty years older than this kid seems to be, and I doubt either one of them has read a pulp-and-ink newspaper in years.
Because he’s going to kill a bunch of snails??
Just for the record… I’ve abandoned the Death Watch, because I think it’s been well-established by now that Death shows up on the comics page more often than Marvin references his bodily functions.
That won’t keep him from appearing for cause, of course, as in this CIDU.
And no, nobody pillaged the caption
Strangely Cautious
Loose Lips
Did I somehow miss National Alliteration Day?
(Unless it’s Minute Rice)
No soup for you
Any relation to this?
So kind of Mr. Blazek to pay tribute to my flooded basement!
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