
Category / (Not a Cidu)
Is “Husband sees something that makes him suspect their child isn’t his” going to be 2019’s “Death is at the door”?

Once again, I feel Jimmy’s pain…
Super Strange

Okay, not only is the caption absurdly unnecessary. but the show actually ran four seasons.
Unless Mr. Deering is making a very obscure, very specific reference to the show’s third season.
Seems to me he SHOULD be terribly concerned…
… only there isn’t anything much he can do about it at the moment.

I’m also impressed that Mom is way ahead of him, even in heels.
Not a CIDU or anything, but…

They charge FIVE DOLLARS for these rides now???
When cartoonists hear a word and don’t actually know what it means…

Intelligence

Okay, to be fair here, just because the department’s name is on the door, that doesn’t mean this is where you apply for a job.
Unless I’m really missing something here…
Okay, maybe it’s just because I’m a parent…

… but all I could think here was “If you try to eat twelves grapes as quickly as possible, somebody’s going to choke.”
I’d alter this this to “Eat a grape, (swallow), make a wish, then eat another grape, (swallow), make another wish…”
Close to Asphyxiating Everybody In Your Home

Propane ovens indoors? No.
(Wouldn’t “With her stove on the fritz…” have worked just as well?
And do they even make Easy Bake Ovens anymore?
Actually, if this is her kids’ Easy Bake Oven, why is the box on the floor in front of her?