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DeathMatch! update
Two more for Death today. I assume the Bizarro is somehow related to “cummerbund” and “moribund” sounding a little sort of alike (though I’m open to other suggestions); and the Buni is a full-fledged CIDU.
Well, it doesn’t have to make sense to earn a point.

Submitted by Andréa

So that’s Death 4, Russian Clown Gesundheit 0.
Non-participant Pinocchio is hanging in there with 3.

(And I assume the joke here is that a puppet made out of driftwood will become a drifter)
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EDITED TO ADD: Okay, “Oh no, I’m just here for your Yogurt” Grim Reaper only, Which returns us to Death 2, Russian Clown Gesundheit 0.
Pinocchio must be enjoying this.
Maybe Baby

Eels

Because “Impressionism” and “Impressed” are related words??

I don’t see the joke

“Diplopia” is basically just a fancy-schmancy way to saw “double vision.” Which I guess can make a circle look like a Venn diagram. But why is it on the board with the word “diplopia” over it? Is this a seminar in Optometry School?
Lincoln Oop

My best guess is that Lincoln is here because so many time travel stories involve going back to 1865 and tying to prevent his assassination.
Pardon My Resume

Team-Building

Moon

Okay, he distracted him and shot him with a sleep dart. But what does the full moon have to do with anything?