A twofer today (unrelated, not a synchronicity)
Boise Ed sends this in:

Linda sends this in: “It’s late. I’ve had two beers. I’m pushing 73 years old. Somebody explain this to me?”

Mouseover text: “People out here catching strays out here catching strays.”
The guru, who would normally sit on the mountaintop, is troubled by high winds so has tied his beard on to stop him blowing away. Being an enlightened one he can, of course, levitate.
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