Darren throws us a nice compliment: “I consider CIDU our humor professional!
I guess there is a minor question of the text. Best I can do is:
“And this is why you never ever invest in a platypus””
Did I post this before? I thought I had, but it was still in my “to be posted” folder, and I can’t find it in recent posts. If you saw it before, you’re now seeing it again!
Comics I Don't Understand 
DVD disclaimers often include a line that interviews and commentaries “are for entertainment only”. Since there’s already an accompanying disclaimer and disavowal for anything said, it leaves one to wonder how movie people chatter can be used for anything other than entertainment, and misused at that. Did somebody get hurt after hearing how Harold Lloyd filmed “Safety Last”?
On knick knackery in stores, you often see a label reading “For decorative use only”, followed by “Not a toy” or “Not for food use”. Sometimes it makes sense, as with frail Christmas nutcrackers never intended to crack nuts. Other times it’s an affront to one’s intelligence, as with a glazed ceramic desk telephone.
Considering getting a sweatshirt designating myself as for decorative use only.
The stages of winter made me chuckle, but doesn’t accurately show winter in my current locale, as we benefit from the occasional warm front that comes over the mountains.
Are we at CIDU “humor professionals”, then?
Are we not men? We are CIDU!
(I know some of you are old enough to get that!)
I was but I devolved.