He doesn’t want to eat the mouse until the option of “lunch with a martini” comes up. Kinda a geezer alert.
“Welcome to marketing – two drink minimum”
…which I first read as “two SKINK minimum”, which made no sense!
P.S. Andddddd…WordPress has changed something, so even though it showed me as logged in at top right, it wouldn’t let me post this until I clicked the WP login button. WTF.
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He doesn’t want to eat the mouse until the option of “lunch with a martini” comes up. Kinda a geezer alert.
“Welcome to marketing – two drink minimum”
…which I first read as “two SKINK minimum”, which made no sense!
P.S. Andddddd…WordPress has changed something, so even though it showed me as logged in at top right, it wouldn’t let me post this until I clicked the WP login button. WTF.
A mousetini?