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  1. Unknown's avatar

    “What do you call the dew that forms on your eye when you go out on a cold rainy morning?”

    “Eye dew?”

    “I now pronounce you man and wife.”

  2. Unknown's avatar

    Back in the day at Megacorp, when guys would no longer bring in cigars on the birth of a child, they would instead bring in Hershey parts. With or without almonds depending on the circumstances.

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    Heh heh, “Hershey parts”, heh heh. Autocorrect or dictation, I’m sure! But given the topic, it almost makes sense…

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