Phred sends this in: “It took a couple of seconds for me to sort out the brief CIDU, and then I decided this was an OY…”
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“Do you have a good reason?”
“I can’t say I do.”
“What do you call the dew that forms on your eye when you go out on a cold rainy morning?”
“Eye dew?”
“I now pronounce you man and wife.”
I still don’t get the pecan one.
t
Peanuts would look better, for either sex. Or cashews, cusp up, for the female.
AtMC: Gingerbread men have nuts. Cf. “Do you want girl brownies or boy brownies?”
Wouldn’t hazelnuts or macadamia nuts be a more realistic shape?
Back in the day at Megacorp, when guys would no longer bring in cigars on the birth of a child, they would instead bring in Hershey parts. With or without almonds depending on the circumstances.
Heh heh, “Hershey parts”, heh heh. Autocorrect or dictation, I’m sure! But given the topic, it almost makes sense…
I don’t use autocorrect, so no thing to shift blame towards. Purely me.
“Do you have a good reason?”
“I can’t say I do.”
“What do you call the dew that forms on your eye when you go out on a cold rainy morning?”
“Eye dew?”
“I now pronounce you man and wife.”
I still don’t get the pecan one.
t
Peanuts would look better, for either sex. Or cashews, cusp up, for the female.
AtMC: Gingerbread men have nuts. Cf. “Do you want girl brownies or boy brownies?”
Wouldn’t hazelnuts or macadamia nuts be a more realistic shape?
Back in the day at Megacorp, when guys would no longer bring in cigars on the birth of a child, they would instead bring in Hershey parts. With or without almonds depending on the circumstances.
Heh heh, “Hershey parts”, heh heh. Autocorrect or dictation, I’m sure! But given the topic, it almost makes sense…
I don’t use autocorrect, so no thing to shift blame towards. Purely me.