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    I’ve had a lot of farmer friends, and they made similar jokes. They’d name the animals, then later say things like, “Well, we ate Fred today…”

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    Xine Fury: I Have friends who own a farm but don’t farm it, rent all the land. They raised a calf once for slaughter.

    Their daughter named it “Hamburger”. Which was particularly shocking since the daughter was planning to become a vet (although ultimately she wound up as a meat inspector, which is an interesting U-turn and perhaps relates to the naming, now that I think on’t…)

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    My housemate and I bought three lambs and named them Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. You might not be able to eat Gladys but you can always eat Dinner.

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    Old joke: Visitor asks a farmer about a three-legged pig in his own fancy pen. Farmer tells a drawn-out tale of how the pig saved him and his family from a fire.

    VISITOR: And he lost his leg in the fire?

    FARMER: Nope. We just couldn’t bring ourselves to eat him all at once.

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    A long time ago I heard that farmers learn to never let the children name the animals (or they will be friends and will not be able to be eaten).

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