
Month / April 2019
Honestly, I don’t see the awkwardness

Trivia of the Day Award

“Credit can’t afford pattern recognition”???

Sometimes what works?

B.A.: My Sunday Afternoon Overly-Explained Arlo Award Nominee

Sunday Funnies – LOL, April 14, 2019

Submitted by Andréa




Saturday Morning Ewww – April 13, 2019


Why the customer should have known Marla was faking it:

After “the following options,” she forgot to say “Please listen carefully, because the options have changed.”
I remember when the magazine I work for got a voicemail system, and when you called it the message included “Please listen carefully, because the options have changed. To reach the publisher, press 1; To reach the Managing Editor, press 2…”
I called the publisher — on a direct line — and said “Ray, we just got the system installed this morning. How can the options have changed already?” He told me that line is just part of the standard package.
(You know, going back to the Sally Forth from a few minute ago… when the magazine was circling the drain, maybe I should have tried for the same deal Sally suggested)
Well, it seems to me…

… if the place is about to shut down anyway, giving up half of one’s (soon-to-be-nonexistent) salary in return for a stake in the business isn’t such a bad deal, is it? Basically a zero downside here.