Not singling out B.C. here, but… Is it my imagination, or have there been a lot of “Death says ‘Relax'” gags lately? I’m pretty sure we just had two near- identical “Relax, I’m just here for your houseplants” gags.
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Death is named Frankie…
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No, when Frankie says relax, it’s the little death.
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But when Death says relax it is of the bowels.
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Yes, there was one with the houseplants, where his scythe was replaced by a weed whacker. (I unfortunately was of the party remaining late to see that and calling it a scythe even after clarified.)
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The second one was “yogurt” (not “houseplants”), and the guy at the door was already eating the yogurt.
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“I CREDIT SIR TERRY PRATCHETT FOR THE ONSLAUGHT OF JOKES ABOUT ME,” says DEATH.
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I have a birthday balloon that states, “RELAX. I’M JUST HERE FOR THE CAKE.”
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I kind of liked Death on Family Guy. “Oh you’re going to run. I caught Flo-Jo, you don’t think I can catch you?”
Referring to track star Florence Joyner.
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That reminds me of two hikers entering bear country, whereupon one takes off his boots and puts on a pair of sneakers. His partner comments, “You don’t actually think those things are going to help you outrun a bear, do you?“, to which the first one replies, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you!“
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“when Frankie says relax, it’s the little death.”
Or: Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death [….]
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Wife at the breakfast table: “All you think about is golf. Golf, golf golf.”
Husband: “I assure you golf is the furthest thing from my mind. Now please pass the putter.”
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“when Frankie says relax, it’s the little death.”
If Frankie says relax, you’re looking at a counterfeit t-shirt. The originals are “Frankie say relax”.
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There is a TV commercial in which the wife (I presume she is a wife) sees death in her kitchen and is in a panic. He indicates that he is there for her refrigerator. “The refrigerator – you’re killing me.” Then realizes what she said and tries to back out of what she said.
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