
Tag / humor
Bastille Day Oy


Submitted by Andréa

“Perverse Anti-Scrooge”

So… that would mean “embracing Christmas but the wrong reason”?
By the way, retail stores do have to start thinking about Christmas this early: Stuart’s not talking about setting up Santa-and-reindeer displays.
C-3PO

Worms

Not a CIDU as much as a question: $9 for a dozen worms? Is that accurate? Before I saw the caption, I thought the high price of the worms was going to be the joke: maybe they attract fish by dressing in drag and doing the hula?
Shudder

Egoist

Underwear

Okay, but… wasn’t this really Janis’s decision? There doesn’t seem to be any age-related reason for her to be wearing undergarments she doesn’t like.
If anybody should have a complaint here, it should be Arlo.
This reminds me of “If I get a bologna sandwich in my lunchbox one more time, I’m going to jump.”
So who made you set up the receiver on your own night-table? No sympathy.

Actually, nothing about this scenario makes any sense to me.
Seriously, why didn’t Mr. Pagelow just e-mail this to me directly?
