This has already been sent to me as a CIDU twice today.
My aunt and uncle were married for over 60 years. My aunt is really, really smart, but… a bit on the gullible side. He would always be saying things… well, like this… and she’d always fall for it.
Toward the end of his life, when I saw him doing it again, I said “Uncle Doug, doesn’t this ever get old?” and he said “Nope. Never.”
Why would the school cafeteria be serving leftover turkey at all? It’s not as if school was open on Thanksgiving.
If they’re talking about kids bringing cold turkey sandwiches to school, there really would’t be any smell.
Is there a joke here?
And I assume Santa and his reindeer are in the scene only because it’s Christmas season and… that’s when they take afternoons off to go out drinking…
Well anyway, I assume they’re not part of the gag.
A New England Patriots reference?
Even if he could figure out how to do fractions of a push-up each day, he’s still be up to just under 17 1/2 per day.
Wouldn’t it have made more sense — and not harmed the jokes at all — to start with one push-up a day and add on each day?
Or alternately, to start with one and double it each day until he (theoretically) ends up with something like 500 million a day?
(You know, something like this site’s current statistics, or the price of a loaf of bread in 1923 Germany?)
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