I have no idea why; but I’ve released all the prisoners.
Why a, well, you know?

So… he’s saying that if the duck can prove it’s a duck, then it can fly in a plane instead of like a duck??
Bedtime Story

Even setting aside the fact that The Giving Tree is possibly the most objectionable children’s book that doesn’t have any Berenstain Bears in it, what’s the joke here? And why this book?
If anything, I’d think Spook would prefer The Count of Monte Cristo.
The irony, of course, is that if this strip were written today, it would have been published just in time for Silverstein’s birthday.
“Cope”? Isn’t she, you know, referring to after he’s dead?

Won’t Be Fooled Again

Based on the VCR, he’s been complaining about this for quite a while.
But… why shouldn’t he be paying to see it (for a second time? that’s not really clear, but really irrelevant)?
The Sounds of…

What exactly is he getting at here?
But at least he isn’t messing around with Jim (or: 1973 Called…)

And for you non-Geezers:
Loose Faces

Who’s Next

One of the most annoying varieties of would-be pedants is the one who gratuitously replaces “who” with “whom,” or “me” with “I,” thinking it makes them sound smarter.
Who

First of all, Geezer?
Second of all, the Beatles obviously.
And Third, Syncwhonicity:
