Okay, what did everybody pick out for your comic strip character?
I was assigned Ted Forth, and it was an easy choice:

Yes, these do exist and are officially licensed.
Okay, what did everybody pick out for your comic strip character?
I was assigned Ted Forth, and it was an easy choice:

Yes, these do exist and are officially licensed.



I’ll be meeting with our thousands of new members in American Samoa. Everything’s queued up, but of course I’m going to fall five days further behind in responding to email.
Chanukah cards have been posted to everybody who requested one.

Submitted by Mitch:



A couple of people sent me this for the Geezer file. I have to disagree because the reruns have never left us. Otherwise Lucretia wouldn’t be old enough to know what this was. Neither would I. Neither, I assume, would Barney, or the two people who sent this to me.
I also can’t go along with “violent,” because Ralph is all bluster and nobody takes any of it seriously.
I’m not sure I’d call it misogynist — but if it were, Alice’s comment about Ralph’s weight wouldn’t make it any less so.

First of all, this is an awesome idea. Hopefully there’s another vending machine that nearby that dispenses wrapping paper.
Second, why “for Dummies,” when we’re seeing people behind him who probably are not enjoying fighting their way through the holiday crowds?
Same address for both:

Please use “Chanukah” or “Secret Santa” in the subject line as appropriate.