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Author / CIDU Bill
Are these just boxing gloves?

He was supposed to throw in the tea and instead he threw in the TP??

Getting Your Blood Pumped on a Thursday Morning
Handshake

Covid-19 joke? I’m not sure that would help.
Ceci n’est pas une blague

It really doesn’t make any sense, but I like it.
And is it relevant that this is Wednesday’s strip?

Starting your day with a full Tank
Singapore Bill: The song “TANK!” is best known as the theme song to the Japanese anime (cartoon series) “Cowboy Bebop”. It’s a very popular show and this driving tune is impossible to ignore. That’s why I use it as my ringtone. These musicians are the original players.
Pockets

Meathead

Not the gag itself; but is there some significance to the fact that the customer is drawn in a normal manner, while the butcher’s face looks like the work of a 6-year-old with a crayon?