A couple of movie-related OYs
JMcAndrew sends this in: “IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes have no results for anything called “The Immortal Weekend”. Does Brutus think this is a pornographic movie?”
Maybe just hoping.
Now some food-related:
On group bike rides, you call out a hazard as a courtesy to the riders behind you so they don’t hit it. So, you might call out “road kill” or “squirrel” or “skunk” … or “lunch”.
JMcAndrew sends this in: “Did someone spike it with LSD? Probably should call 911 if all these people were exposed and exhibiting symptoms.”
Comics I Don't Understand 
The Beef Wellington tastes literally “funny”. It’s making the diners laugh.
I have the impression that most vegetarians (and perhaps even moreso for full vegans) start from ethical concerns, before adding in “Anyway, I don’t really care for the taste of meat anymore” or sometimes “You know, it’s much healthier for you.” So for those who haven’t taken those second steps, here is a shop catering to their moral worries.
As God is my witness, the turkey died in a skydiving mishap.
“The Immortal Weekend” reminds me of an episode of All In The Family in which Edith was upset because she expected the movie they went to to be a documentary about the Roman Catholic Church. “Cardinal Knowledge.”