


Danny Boy sends this in, and notes that the reason helium does this is not as settled as you might think. But your editor is tired of thinking right now, so feel free to put this controversy into the comments.

Yes, I’ll speak highly of you. Hehe!



Danny Boy sends this in, and notes that the reason helium does this is not as settled as you might think. But your editor is tired of thinking right now, so feel free to put this controversy into the comments.

Yes, I’ll speak highly of you. Hehe!
Avant Garde, This is NOT a DOG.
René Magritte
The Fancy New Apartment complex has a fitness center. To placate my doctor, I have been doing a half-hour walk on the treadmill most days. Some days I see a guy who appears to pretending to exercise. He often gets on the “big” treadmill, cranks the speed up, then will chug along on it for 30-40 seconds or son. Then he hops off onto the side area, while the belt zips along, and plays on his phone for a few minutes. Repeat several times.
Other times he will be on the recumbent bike machine, reading something, while he slowly turns the pedals. I actually mean to give that a try some time, as looks a lot more comfortable than a regular bike, which hurts my butt.
Arnold Zwicky discusses this Rhymes With Orange strip in considerable detail at https://arnoldzwicky.org/2024/11/18/well-defined/
Wayno gives us a pair of perfectly depicted characters for this OY in Bizarro.