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   The expected antecedent would be “Every child gets a balloon.”

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   Yes. When the local Baboon Fiesta in Bristol is on (next one in August) I like to tell my friends about it, and report appropriately when I spot large roaring, flaming baboons in the sky.

   https://www.bristolballoonfiesta.co.uk/

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   Note that the clown is smoking a cigarette, shorthand for being a particularly shady party clown.
   

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   I wonder if he makes baboon animals.

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   Is this a take on Oprah’s “Everybody gets a car!”?

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   Should have read the fine print in the clown contract. It wasn’t a typo.

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   Wasn’t there a movie about this? The Red Baboon?

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   Remember the hit song from long ago,

   99 Dead Baboons ?

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