and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.
And targuman contributed this, noting
I admit, (A) I do select my seat on a flight and (B) didn’t get the joke until I read the comments.
This editor was still stumped after reading the comments!
Comics I Don't Understand 
Ambiguity: “Pick” means both “choose” and “Insert into a crevice”; “seat” means both “chair” and “butt”.
Old joke about the guy injured at a movie. “He had his eye on a seat and someone sat on it.”
Drawing of this cartoon is weak and doesn’t sell the word play.
Ewww. Who knows how many people pick their friend’s seat on a plane.
I always bring a banjo with me on a plane flight. If someone starts to pick on me, I just hand them the banjo and say “Here, pick on this instead.”
We don’t fly – I was uncomfortable on the 2 trips I took by airplane back in college and Robert suffers from motion sickness. So we don’t have to deal with canceled, late or full flights.
On the other hand – last week we decided to drive down to Lancaster, PA for the day as our RV (think Chevy van/class B not those huge things in movies) needs to be driven as we have taken one, one day trip since 2019. What should have been a 3.5 hour trip took us about 6 hours – most of the time lost here on Long Island. Coming home it took us 4.5 hours – time lost on Staten Island and we could not change lanes when we neared the bridge to LI and ended up on the lower deck of the bridge – despite it being illegal for us to go there.
He is planning another trip soon. (oy)