
Month / December 2019
Tuesday Morning Completed Oy

Andréa sent this. With the caption. I decided to leave the caption off for a few hours to see how quickly somebody would figure it out.
I think it goes without saying that anybody who already read this Bizarro panel should not respond.

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Synchronicitoad
Submitted by Mitch:


What it is and what it ain’t (YMMV)

A couple of people sent me this for the Geezer file. I have to disagree because the reruns have never left us. Otherwise Lucretia wouldn’t be old enough to know what this was. Neither would I. Neither, I assume, would Barney, or the two people who sent this to me.
I also can’t go along with “violent,” because Ralph is all bluster and nobody takes any of it seriously.
I’m not sure I’d call it misogynist — but if it were, Alice’s comment about Ralph’s weight wouldn’t make it any less so.
Gifts

First of all, this is an awesome idea. Hopefully there’s another vending machine that nearby that dispenses wrapping paper.
Second, why “for Dummies,” when we’re seeing people behind him who probably are not enjoying fighting their way through the holiday crowds?
Christmas Oy That Might Already Have Been a 2017 or 2018 Christmas Oy

Bah, humbug. But what’s the joke?

The reference is to the 1897 New York Sun editorial.
Last Call for Requesting Chanukah Cards and Secret Santa Names
Same address for both:

Please use “Chanukah” or “Secret Santa” in the subject line as appropriate.
Re: Chanukah Cards
The last of them on on their way. If you sent me a request, you should have received an email saying sent by now (if not, something went awry).
As always, all mailing addresses are being deleted.