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  1. Unknown's avatar

    Was it around here that I yesterday saw a joke based on “fillet” (with the /t/ pronounced) being understandable as “fill it”? The cafe owner is driving with a candidate for cook, and pulls up to a gas pump. Asks “Can you fillet?” and the cook obligingly jumps out and starts pumping gas. Or somehow the contrary misunderstanding? …

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    On squids… A man walks into his local bar, carrying a cephalopod (of the superorder Decapodiformes) under his arm. The poor creature is pale and vomiting. The man goes up to the barman and says “Here’s the six quid I owe you”.

    This only works, if at all, in the UK and if spoken rather than written down. So I am not writing to the correct demographic. But there you go, it’s done now. (“Quid”, for anyone not aware, is common UK slang for one pound sterling (£1).)

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    Billl said, “Well, Chak, that’s still better than pop, six, squish, uh uh and Cicero.”

    LOL! But ‘Cicero’?

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    Yes, I worked in at 9-12 alternative high school for 30 years. Just ‘case they know it doesn’t mean we have to encourage or condone that knowledge. There should be standards SOMEwhere.

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    The HS kids do know, but the faculty members directing their plays don’t (or have to pretend to the school board etc. that they don’t).

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    P.S. The English name “Neapolitan” supposedly referred to ice cream prepared in an Italian mold, and was originally independent of the flavor(s) involved.

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