This one’s over on the Arlo Page.
Month / July 2019
Death tastes like chicken?

True New York Stories [not entirely OT]
When I was in Manhattan a few days ago, a tourist from the Midwest said to me “I’d heard these were enormous, but I didn’t believe it until I saw one for myself.”
What was he referring to?
Willpower

The “willpower” line doesn’t really make sense to me. The fact that the legless mannequin is saying it, even less so.
I’m pretty sure he’s just the messenger.

Hopefully this wasn’t drawn just to be an illustration to an article (and then posted online independently).
Lud

Earlio Bird

We missed an early bird synchronicity (with this) by one day.
So… that means she IS comfortable?

I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means

Submitted by Andréa
The irony is, Mr. Deering made sure he knew how “pyrrhic” was spelled…
And of course the joke would have been fine with just “Poetic Justice” on the sign.
Y

Y is he eating paper?
And Y does it make his legs hurt?
This drawing is, of course, an homage to this: