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  1. Unknown's avatar

    In most workplaces the goal is to have “This many days since an injury” as high as possible, but in hell the goal is to have as many injuries as possible.

  2. Unknown's avatar

    The chickens are screaming because great gobs of caramel is falling down on them and is about to smother them.

    Brian has it, but it took me a while (well, never, I never got it) that the “Injured List” is supposed to be the equivalent to a “X days without an injury” list (…. hmmm, maybe it isn’t…) I figured it was just a list of people injured because … in hell, injuring people is a desirable thing. … Basically it just isn’t that funny.

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