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  1. Unknown's avatar

    I see two possibilities. I’m sure there are others.

    1. Death is being mean by being nice. The guy is dead, and Death
    is making sure he’s “happy” by having him do all of his bucket
    list items.

    2. Death is killing the guy by having him do all of his bucket
    list items.

  2. Unknown's avatar

    You haven’t done those things for a reason. Completing the bucket list is worse than death.

  3. Unknown's avatar

    He doubts a final RESTING place because the Reaper clearly won’t let him ever rest.

  4. Unknown's avatar

    Having acquired a volume of two of limericks, I can assure you the ones with Nantucket and bucket are never remotely titillating. Just terribly gross.

  5. Unknown's avatar

    There once was a man whose list was a bucket,
    his big secret was he didn’t want to do it,
    then on his departure date,
    a final rest sounded great,
    but, as for the list, death took it.

  6. Unknown's avatar

    HIs bucket list isn’t what he is trying to do before he kicks the bucket. It’s what he does after he kicks the bucket. Death is exhausting

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