(because for those of you who hadn’t noticed, we were away…)
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I saw a similar joke one time, that was way darker…attributing the topper to Vlad the Impaler. (I thought of using one of his other epithets, but it seemed likely the joke would be lost.)
I think using your halo as a doughnut voids the warranty.
Reminds me of a very long joke that was popular several years ago. In brief, there’s an overly cheerful angel helping Santa get ready for Christmas, bringing him decorations and stuff and asking “Where do you want me to stick it” every time. The last item the angel brings is, of course, the tree.
It’s the punch-line to a joke about a very overly helpful christmas angel asking St. Peter where to put the various decorations; when they finally get to the tree, Pete’s patience has worn out, and he give a colorful metaphorical answer that is (evidently) taken literally…
Folly, I had missed the halo, thanks for pointing it out. Up till then I was in doubt whether they were just sitting or had to deal with being impaled (as KN indicates). So when submitting, I said it was either an Eww or an Eeewwww, depending.
Without the space between “Kamino” and “Neko”, that name parses something like “no paper knockout”. ;-)
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I saw a similar joke one time, that was way darker…attributing the topper to Vlad the Impaler. (I thought of using one of his other epithets, but it seemed likely the joke would be lost.)
I think using your halo as a doughnut voids the warranty.
Reminds me of a very long joke that was popular several years ago. In brief, there’s an overly cheerful angel helping Santa get ready for Christmas, bringing him decorations and stuff and asking “Where do you want me to stick it” every time. The last item the angel brings is, of course, the tree.
It’s the punch-line to a joke about a very overly helpful christmas angel asking St. Peter where to put the various decorations; when they finally get to the tree, Pete’s patience has worn out, and he give a colorful metaphorical answer that is (evidently) taken literally…
Folly, I had missed the halo, thanks for pointing it out. Up till then I was in doubt whether they were just sitting or had to deal with being impaled (as KN indicates). So when submitting, I said it was either an Eww or an Eeewwww, depending.
Without the space between “Kamino” and “Neko”, that name parses something like “no paper knockout”. ;-)
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