Presumably he means the paper towel dispenser doesn’t work and neither does the blower; but what exactly is he expecting the paper towel dispenser to do?

Okay, but… wasn’t this really Janis’s decision? There doesn’t seem to be any age-related reason for her to be wearing undergarments she doesn’t like.

If anybody should have a complaint here, it should be Arlo.

This reminds me of “If I get a bologna sandwich in my lunchbox one more time, I’m going to jump.”