
Tag / Bill Bickel
Red Cells

Forget the punchline, such as it is… do you increase your red blood cells by getting blood from a chicken???
Because… they’re eating his organs??

So… seeing a mummy incongruously wrapped in red and green reminded him about the Christmas party??

(And will they be playing Christmas Wrapping at the party?)
I don’t understandeth

So… the guy with the bowling ball is going to throw it at the bowling pins??

Effective immediately, I declare a moratorium on “Frosty the Snowman melting because of Climate Change” comics!

Unless Death is included, of course.
Death in Venice

Yeah, guess who?
The question is, is Wayno making a reference to Thomas Mann’s “Death in Venice”? The gag works well enough without it.
The who? And who’s Ashton?

And if “Ashton” meant to type “gingerbeard man”… doesn’t really clear things up much.
I guess now we know why he’s always jolly, but the rest is a puzzler
