Saturday Morning Ewww – August 24, 2019

Mitch (who submitted this as both an Ewww and an Arlo): When I saw this, it made me think of the web ads I’ve been seeing in the last week for a brand of men’s underwear called Separatec, which has a gimmick that there are separated pouch areas, and instructions for tucking your stick in one and your rocks in the other one:

tool beltt

Andréa submitted this, but I might have run it before:

ewww-oy barney andrea

Please note that I’m going to be out for the day, so do try to avoid leaving your comments in the Moderation Folder.

Terrorists

terrorists

Presumably means “blackmailers” or something, because going on a hunger strike doesn’t make you a terrorist. Imprisoned terrorists have been known to go on hunger strikes, but they’re already done something terroristic to get there in the first place.

Trophy Wife’s “same difference” makes no sense to me either way. Unless she equates daughters with terrorists, which is kind of dysfunctional.