The sign meant “Just Married” before someone modified it. And it then became “Freshly Roasted”.

Can you suggest a pair of English expressions, differing by some small edits only, that could fit this picture and/or work like the Spanish caption pair?
The sign meant “Just Married” before someone modified it. And it then became “Freshly Roasted”.

Can you suggest a pair of English expressions, differing by some small edits only, that could fit this picture and/or work like the Spanish caption pair?