The sign meant “Just Married” before someone modified it. And it then became “Freshly Roasted”.
Can you suggest a pair of English expressions, differing by some small edits only, that could fit this picture and/or work like the Spanish caption pair?
Bonus Aaggghhhh, can you make an English pun out of it?
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It would probably require a different picture, but how about “Just Married” ==> “Just Marred”?
I would favor “Just Buried!”, but that would definitely require different artwork.
Needs new drawing, but a single caption without displayed editing : “Now let’s TOAST the couple!”
The Newlywed Game / Newlyweds as game
Going off Dana’s idea, move the sign to be a caption, have it say “Wedding Toast” with the T crossed out in red and R added so it’s Wedding Roast.
@ Dvandom (5) – Perhaps with a waiter on the side, saying “Champagne would be traditional, but in this case I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon”.
Meet the newlyweds => Meat, the newlyweds.