8 Comments

1. 

   The customer appears to be feeling a little bull-headed today.

2. 

   Dairy creamer has been turning him into a cow; you are what you eat, after all.

3. 

   “Milk and cream have been stolen from my kine for millennia.”

4. 

   Either way it isn’t funny.

5. 

   MikeP: Agreed. After all, bovines do, like, drink milk. It’s not like he’s asking for an Impossible Burger–that would make more sense.

6. 

   You are what you eat.

7. 

   When I saw this one, I that that was his hair, sticking out weirdly.

8. 

   Correction: I thought that was his hair.